gryffindor

oldfilmsflicker: animatedamerican: viewtiful-kim: Hamlet...

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 16:34:58 +0300

animatedamerican:

viewtiful-kim:

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

babypinkmermaid: canisinculta: kaijuno: I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water...

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 16:29:55 +0300

babypinkmermaid:

canisinculta:

kaijuno:

I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem

I would like to add that the people of Flint cannot sell their houses, because selling a house with leaded water is illegal. Additionally, households with children can’t stop paying for the water because living in a house without running water is cause for CPS to take their kids. Flint has been living this way for over two years.

The people of Flint are trapped by the legal system. And it is only the most high profile case out many cities with a similar problem.

Because the government has abandoned them, they are dependant on help from the outside. Donate here

If u can’t donate, reblog so someone else can!!!

wethinkwedream: wethinkwedream: ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good...

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 18:34:08 +0300

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

fartzmgee:“I don’t think I could handle having a mentally ill child”“I don’t think I can handle...

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 20:37:46 +0300

fartzmgee:

“I don’t think I could handle having a mentally ill child”
“I don’t think I can handle having a physically handicapped child”
“I don’t think I could handle having a trans child”
“I don’t think I could handle having a gay child”
“I don’t think I could han-”

THEN👏 DON’T👏 HAVE👏 A👏 CHILD👏 👏 👏

lizawithazed: god bless mark hamil

Thu, 15 Feb 2018 22:10:48 +0300

lizawithazed:

god bless mark hamil

realistic-optimism: Do you ever just like push people away because you’re not in a good place and...

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 00:33:11 +0300

realistic-optimism:

Do you ever just like push people away because you’re not in a good place and don’t want to bring people you care about down to your level

ilsoleinunanotte:

Fri, 02 Feb 2018 01:59:37 +0300

ilsoleinunanotte:

Tumblr Code.

Wed, 17 Jan 2018 21:07:54 +0300

squided:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

thebeverlymarsh: it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:46:54 +0300

thebeverlymarsh:

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

catlezzer: why is this sentence written with such perfect...

Sat, 06 Jan 2018 13:35:25 +0300

catlezzer:

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

theriu: ellactra: badgyal-k: someclevermoniker: poorsuzy: I love Gordon Ramsay so much. He...

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 12:39:36 +0300

theriu:

ellactra:

badgyal-k:

someclevermoniker:

poorsuzy:

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

Uncle Gordon

Gordon is precious and I love him.

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

Oklahoma City Police Fatally Shoot Deaf Man Despite Yells Of 'He Can't Hear'

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 22:22:19 +0300

Oklahoma City Police Fatally Shoot Deaf Man Despite Yells Of 'He Can't Hear':

iverbz:

prochoice-or-gtfo:

birb-nerds:

Things to remember about the victim in this shooting:

- he was Hispanic

- he was seen trying to sign at the officers to explain what was going on

- he had no criminal record whatsoever

- neighbors reported that he always carried the “weapon” police felt threatened by, a pipe, because of the stray dogs in the area

- he showed no sign of understanding the officers’ verbal warnings not to get any closer, and it’s likely that he was advancing in order to read their lips

- he is the 712th death in police shootings this year alone

As a lifeguard, I was expected to know basic sign language in case any deaf clients came to us for help. Why the fuck are fucking police not required to have the same training, or at least be expected to entertain the thought that deaf people exist?
-V

712

ginathethundergoddess: skylorennn: jackironsides: onlyblackgir...

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 00:23:42 +0300

ginathethundergoddess:

skylorennn:

jackironsides:

onlyblackgirl:

basura-official:

teknon:

whoreablejewess:

gluten-free-pussy:

ithelpstodream:

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Some of my favorites:

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I think this one is my favourite

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless

ap00: youreastopalongtheway: constantneverland: This is...

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 11:13:52 +0300

ap00:

youreastopalongtheway:

constantneverland:

This is beautiful and heart breaking

My gay heart

I don’t think straight people even understand we have this fear

kittymkatt: barrybensonmpreg: laziest-art: finehoney: finehoney: im so ready to be in a...

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 11:07:20 +0300

kittymkatt:

barrybensonmpreg:

laziest-art:

finehoney:

finehoney:

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

blink217: dinoshade: onlyblackgirl: castielsteenwolf: pronounrespecter: sugarmacaron: thebeaut...

Thu, 02 Nov 2017 22:44:53 +0300

blink217:

dinoshade:

onlyblackgirl:

castielsteenwolf:

pronounrespecter:

sugarmacaron:

thebeautysupplystore:

igoteliminated:

blackboyjoy:

dmc-dmc:

the-rhyming-ape:

thebeautysupplystore:

chiefxwill:

thebeautysupplystore:

gcodegfb:

unicornthief69:

gcodegfb:

thebeautysupplystore:

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period.
He’s 27.

That shit is forever nasty lol

How

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it.
He was born in 1986.

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet.
He’s over 18.

This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.

W i l d. and he deadass.

…………

I’m so glad I had comprehensive health classes in school. I couldn’t imagine being that dense

Actually, he’s not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isn’t natural. That’s why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.

Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.

I am literally going to end my life. It’s called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed

i am genuinely having an out of body experience

Sometimes I see this post and think to myself it can’t be real, but yes there are thousands and thousands of people in the world who genuinely believe woman shouldn’t get periods it’s our “diet” this is a thing.

Just want to remind everyone that homeboy up there believes that because another man told him so, thus it must be true.

it’s actually called a menstrual cycle so the period = drop of blood is a REACH my guy

How are some men so fucking stupid

lilsoutherncuss: mrsmarymorstan: sadgaywerewolf: insertdickpunhere: sadgaywerewolf: Severus...

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 14:39:00 +0300

lilsoutherncuss:

mrsmarymorstan:

sadgaywerewolf:

insertdickpunhere:

sadgaywerewolf:

Severus Snape once intended to publicly kill a student’s pet as punishment for getting a potion wrong

Severus Snape, a teacher of children, took a 13 YEAR OLD’S PET and TRIED TO POISON IT and then proceeded to PUNISH THE STUDENT because the pet didn’t die

Severus Snape is a whiny, petty, self-absorbed abusive piece of shit there is no arguement here

I’m not saying this isn’t true, but what book is this in?

Prisoner of Azakaban. During their first potions lesson, Neville misbrews a shrinking solution. As punishment, Snape says he’ll feed Nevill’e incorrect potion to his toad, Trevor, and that the potion will be a poison and kill his pet.

Hermione helps him correct his potion, and when Trevor doesn’t die, Snape takes 5 points from Hermione

Reminder also that Trevor was a gift to Neville from his Uncle for getting into Hogwarts- a feat none of his family thought possible because he wasn’t “magic enough”.

So to him, Trevor is more than just a pet, he’s a reminder that he is a wizard and that his family are proud of him- and Snape wanted to kill him because he got a potion wrong i.e- because he wasn’t “magic enough”

Severus snape is an irredeemable piece of shit idc what anyone else says the truth is there

urulokid: nevaehtyler: blackfemalescientist: sniffyjenkins: m...

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 14:37:34 +0300

urulokid:

nevaehtyler:

blackfemalescientist:

sniffyjenkins:

mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia:

explainguncontrolandsafespaces:

It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait. That without “bombing” people that want to kill and oppress others, millions will be murdered and tortured.

“at war for 1000′s of years”

you clearly know nothing about Afghanistan nor the middle east

here’s Afghanistan in the 1950′s, 60′s, & 70′s

if you really want to know what caused all the instability & growth of extremist groups I suggest you take a look at the US foreign policy towards Afghanistan during the 80′s

It’s interesting to note that when the communist government came to power in Afghanistan in the late 70′s, one of the first things they did was declare equality of the sexes, made education for girls mandatory, & banned child marriages. The conservative tribal leaders who the US armed & funded (& who later became the Taliban) declared this to be a “war on Islam” & fought against the central government.

The US had no problem back then with encouraging the growth of Islamic conservatism to counter socialism/communism. You created your biggest enemy & you have no one to blame but yourselves.

BLESS THIS POST

its crazy to me how the US talks about war in the middle east as if its this ancient problem inherent to the area instead of a recent problem created by western countries to further their own interests.

☕️☕️☕️

the CIA took out the democratically elected leader of Iran in the 1970s over oil and that set off an entire chain of events leading to ISIS, here’s more about multiple other countries we’ve fucked over

guncharge: alyssaayaan: thelouisyears: Snoop Dogg narrating...

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 14:35:44 +0300

guncharge:

alyssaayaan:

thelouisyears:

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

we dem boys

i need a series to be made off of this

politiho: web-wrecker: heckifiknowcomics: hang in there...

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 21:00:19 +0300

politiho:

web-wrecker:

heckifiknowcomics:

hang in there buddy.

He?